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Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.
I’m picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.
Jesus, I wouldn’t even do this to a terrorist hotdog at a blacksite. Even I have limits.
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Viennese meal?
1-Great reference, thank you
2-The charge is taking a bite out of the middle like a fucking psychopath
Oh yeah, I forgot that doing that was “antisocial behavior”.
You got off easy, sicko.
This is a severe underreaction. OP should be locked up safely away from society.
Isn’t that why they’re on Lemmy?
He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.
If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.
I had an ex that could/would have done that, on cue, anytime. Their skill was unmatched, their dedication unwavering, their gag reflex nonexistent.
I miss them.
You would, you would.
You dated the fastest hot dog shooter in the northwest? Omg
For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.
Edit: for those in need of assistance.
It’s fine, that’s just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day
Wait does Chicago Costco use Vienna beef??
I doubt it. Vienna beef is just The Dog in a Chicago Dog for the most part.
One Christmas I asked for the neon green relish for Christmas. My cool bil (who ran a hot dog stand) sent me a big assjar. Hell yeah.
You’ve got it. The more it looks like it would glow in the dark the better.
How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.
The weirdest thing here is them calling the Costco cashier a “line cook”
whatever happened to that hotdog is not right.
They expectedly don’t serve to barbarians.
I don’t understand
You can’t abuse the loss leader.
Surprised Lidl didn’t put up a picture of me and a notice “do not allow to buy veg” when they were selling packs of veg for a few pennies before Christmas last year. Several other shops did the same but I bought most from Lidl.
Pickled it in bulk (think branston pickle kinda thing) and still got several 0.5-1L jars of it left. Also ate a lot fresh, some cooked into stews and frozen. 10s of kg in total.
I live by the sea. Almost tempting to try out seawater pickling if they do it again. That is cheaper than vinegar. Use some 25L brewing buckets?
Look at how they started eating the hot dog.
My son pretty much eats his hot dogs this way. He eats a lot of foods this way. When he eats half a donut, it’s usually the top half.
My partner eats muffins from the top down. Sometimes, I’ve caught her just eating the tops off the muffins and leaving the bottoms.
There an episode of Seinfeld addressing this behavior
Apperantly i’ve been eating muffins wrong my entire life?
That’s the best half - all the rest is shitty dough that only serves as a delivery vehicle for icing/whatever
That’s why fairy buns are the best and it’s an international crime that American style muffins have replaced them here in the UK.
A fairy bun is a teeny muffin bun with more decorative stuff on top. They are to muffins what sliders are to burgers.
Is that different to what we call a cupcake in NZ?
Those are probably an even better example
Thanks comments, I wouldn’t have understood otherwise. I wouldn’t eat a hotdog like this, but I think it’s okay
