AeronMelon
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2·5 hours agoThe universe wanted plastic for itself.
3·5 hours agoNow build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.
Good Far Side energy.
If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.
Is this the same person that did the screaming disembodied head of the drive thru?
The fish doth protest too much.
9·2 days agoPeople better start remembering the 5th of November real soon.
This is something Gene Hackman’s Luther would do.
I remember needing a plate to catch all the filling that oozed out when you first bit into them.
Didn’t know Hot Pockets was Nestle, but that tracks.
This is funny because I listen to a technology podcast with a John Voorhees.
No relation.
That DVD is a collection of very poorly aged, jingoistic propaganda pieces about American history.
Probably the worst thing about The Peanuts at this point.
Same goes for this comic image:
Why not pick up the boy, who is not suppose to be on the tracks, instead of destroying a perfectly good train?
This is the logic behind Japanese toilets having a tiny hand sink over the commode so you wash your hands with the water that’s being used to refill the basin.
Why not use it that way? You’re just going to pee in it later.
Murphy’s coffin is vibrating.
191·6 days agoTiger: “That’s… where we’re from.”
Is it notable to say that the majority of Pandas live in China?
He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.
Yeah, but dunking on tech giants AND their customers.
The Verge: “You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders!”