That’s a pretty goober cat there

That’s a good idea, thanks. I’m gonna slap one of these on my bike’s headlamp so I can tell if it’s aimed by the bubble, not by eyeball.

I’ve considered you and I disagree

See, that’s cool for a bit but there’s a reason I aimed for the level of fame called Wait Who Do You Say You Are? Who? What The Hells Is That Famous For? It’s nice being able to disappear into a crowd.

If you don’t have an adequate vent (which is most us kitchens) sure.

I used to live in a dry cleaners and the thought of flaming naphtha is terrifying

put on my soundtrack before I die please

Extreme falsetto?

Non cat comment, but that song is Loving You by Minnie Ripperton. Listen to the song and hear what inspired Mariah Carey to sing.

i do most of my emulation on my phone nowadays

Off work late?
Runny shits but too tired to poop?
Hold in three colons full of shitwater.
No corks no tampons
just hold in three colons full of shitwater
and then just go to bed
you certainly will not regret holding in three colons full of shitwater.
(╬ಠ益ಠ)

yeah that kind of constipation is awful

wait, that’s not normal?

it seems like a skill you would need to practice mr turkey vulture

And makes your car go faster

My what?

Why do it yourself when you can offload it?

That took me way too long I’m gonna draw a red arrow on it

i’ve never met any aliens who were into that shit, but like most of the ones i know don’t even abduct people let alone probe them.

no never not this one :3 thanks for finding (or making) it