Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird

Have you seen my Lindsay graham ladybug post?

No, you just put your dick between the pages while you’re laying down on a trampoline and get your friends to bounce you

This is the reason those monks go blind

Thank you for your service 🫡

The thin bread line separates not only the hungry from the fed but the men from the boys too. It has a higher casualty rate than being a police officer.

Its a classic now.

Also how am I that fucking old already.

Young Sarah Jessica Parker made me feel funny when I was just a trowel, not the mighty shovel you see before you.

5000 live cricket

Cattail fluff would do a fantastic job

You get the title

That’s not a water cruiser it’s clearly a scubaru

Did your parents also beat you with jumper cables?

That was my post too lol

Man I almost forgot a bunch of racist shit wagons tried to do the Nazi torch rally thing but the best they could do were tikki torches. Lol. Lmao even.

Just look at the workers rights movement. Capitalists can, and will crush you like an plump ant under their boot. It’s only regulation that gives them a moment’s pause.

No company ever has your best interest at heart.

Also didn’t really work for me. I just ended up marinating in my anxiety rather than working it out

Yakity flaps

You poor fucking thing. Just reading that made my guts churn

You can see it better, and the house itself in the link I included

Bro, I kept some frozen burrito company in business because it was better than the drywall sandwiches they offered at camp. The burrito would thaw out in my work vest by lunch and was edible with a bit of hot sauce. Not good. Edible.