Nope, gotta fart in a jar still to make it official.

That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.

I wouldn’t be that generous.

Great reference!

His listeners are the kind of people who know the age of consent in every state.

Nope, Russian. But I’ve been speaking English for longer than I’ve been speaking Russian. Plus, Russia sucks, so I was like extra motivated to learn English and GTFO.

I’m not versed enough in mussels to say.

Fun fact: it’s “jibe” not “jive” - https://www.grammarly.com/commonly-confused-words/jibe-vs-jive

Please don’t take this as me being an asshole, it’s just that English is my second language, and I find this kind of stuff fascinating.

I love how the most debated thing on the list became the alkaline water. Love you, guys.

You will become unrecognizable.

I feel personally attacked.

That’s excellent news! Thank you for what you do, you are a beautiful human being.

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I’m number 6. Pet my belly if you dare.

Very impressive to get the right number of badgers. Bravo!

I thought so too, but turns out it is a word, even if it might be misused here: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/129015/is-disclude-a-word-and-what-authority-says-a-word-is-a-word-or-isnt

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If it makes you feel better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.