Midnight Wolf

a ball vice, an estim kit, and my teeth

It’s getting hot in here (so hot) so take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot, I’m gonna raise the planet temp

oh no

You mean this one? https://lemmy.ca/post/63033148

Knots or barbs?

Trick question, some of us have both 😏

Hello.

Though I’m not taking you onto the HOV lane.

The same as the “new and improved” [thing]

well fucking duh, nobody is advertising their shitty half-assed thing now, are they?

Technically speaking, the suffering will stop when you die

[The Price Is Right music, excited contestent]

Let’s play Plinko!

I would assume Pixel only yeah. I’ve only had Pixel/Nexus for like… 14 years, so I don’t have experience with other brands.

E: https://support.google.com/android/answer/16339980?hl=en

Googling ‘how to reattach testicle’ while crying

On the android side (Advanced Protection), but yes I do, for both account and device. I’m currently running the stock OS after a few years of graphene, and the things I’m most worried about AP now covers (most important, USB data access if my device is seperated from my person). Had it not been an option, I’d still be replacing the stock system.

I’m not a high value target, but I have had people attempt to attack me and my accounts, and there is almost no downside (for the account side, you need a physical security key; for the device side, sideloading takes a couple more steps and reboots). Being someone that uses the same username almost everywhere makes it easy for others to connect with me, but also makes tracking and attacking me dead-simple. I also use my phone heavily, from medication tracking to to-do lists and reminders, emails and banking; and I figure I’m already using crazy-long passwords, MFA, siloing my data under my own control… why wouldn’t I take advantage of more security?

If you come sit on my lap, it can be~

Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

🍔🐈

Depending on the film on the windows, the amount of actual captured solar power may be substantially less. It is optimal to recharge your pets in direct sunlight; but no more that 4 hours per day, or they may overheat.

Well now I can’t see the canyon, thanks a lot

realizes we all have no oxygen

fucking dies

Backstreet’s back, all right!

;3

Play it at family get-togethers! Fuck your gf to it! Post about it on the internet! What’s the worst that c- oh.