So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped…
Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.
I’m kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Charlie Kirk any more.”This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let’s not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.

My mom just read me a text message she got from her half-sister who is in stage 4 renal failure (or something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now). I was feeling sorry for her until my mom got to the point where she said she was “looking forward to meeting Jesus and Charlie Kirk”.
I would just reply with “Bitch, you’re going to hell, you’re only meeting Charlie Kirk there.”
“you can meet one, or the other, but not both.”
And Maggie Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. So many conservative herpes!
Edit: I meant to type heroes, but this works too.
I swear, if Hell could be livestreamed on Twitch I bet it would have 500k+ views every day just from people watching Thatcher, Nixon and Reagan burning in there.
something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now

Adults with the mental disorder called religion need treatment, preferably medicated to the nostrils.
… Good thing I use MasterCard
JD Vance is Vice President of The United States and somehow he is still a loser. Like not a bad person, of course JD is an awful, hateful human… I mean JD Vance genuinely firehoses out loser vibes everywhere he goes despite on paper being an immensely powerful boy (one of the most powerful boys!).
He’s so bland and draining that the pope died hours after a Vance Exposure Event.
I hypothesize that if the entire nation is subjected to a VEE, we could face devastating losses.
the pope died hours after a Vance Exposure Event.
Yet, somehow, Trump hasn’t succumbed (yet) to extended exposure to Vance.
If he takes over he’s going to have a hard time. People won’t follow him blindly like they do for trump. He’s going to try to be tough but it will be so cringy that he won’t get the support he needs to back it up.
Who knows, I still can’t understand how people can take Trump seriously, let alone form a cult following.
People like trump because he lies in such a playful way. It softens it enough that most of his followers let it slide and the rest are outright fooled by it. Vance does not have this quality. His lies come across as hateful and intentional. People aren’t left feeling good afterwards like when trump lies to them.
You’ve always been allowed to threaten the designated groups but not allow to threaten the rulers power.
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JD Vance was actually a model for the Gerber Babyfood label.
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Yeah but he’s pounding Ozempic now. As regulated by his owners.
But if you quote Ace Frehley you’ll get a HELL YEAH
That dude is awesome on X. I recently followed him and he is hilarious imo.
…for everything else, there’s MasterCard.
But not for “erotica featuring animal related topics”, so since you bought that catgirl hentai game on Steam, your cards are revoked for “financially supporting the sexual exploitation of animals”.
How did you know I bought catgirl hentai games on Steam?
You’re on Lemmy
That’s funny, what if it’d actually be true 👀
Soo, are “watermelon people” people who really like watermelon, black Americans, or Oompa Loompas because their skin is kinda like the flesh and the hair is the rind? Or fat folk who wear stripey green onesies
You get one guess.
Hold on. Wait. I’m sorry… are there yellow watermelons? Since when?











