My mom just read me a text message she got from her half-sister who is in stage 4 renal failure (or something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now). I was feeling sorry for her until my mom got to the point where she said she was “looking forward to meeting Jesus and Charlie Kirk”.
I swear, if Hell could be livestreamed on Twitch I bet it would have 500k+ views every day just from people watching Thatcher, Nixon and Reagan burning in there.
My mom just read me a text message she got from her half-sister who is in stage 4 renal failure (or something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now). I was feeling sorry for her until my mom got to the point where she said she was “looking forward to meeting Jesus and Charlie Kirk”.
I would just reply with “Bitch, you’re going to hell, you’re only meeting Charlie Kirk there.”
“you can meet one, or the other, but not both.”
And Maggie Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. So many conservative herpes!
Edit: I meant to type heroes, but this works too.
I swear, if Hell could be livestreamed on Twitch I bet it would have 500k+ views every day just from people watching Thatcher, Nixon and Reagan burning in there.
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Adults with the mental disorder called religion need treatment, preferably medicated to the nostrils.