It is very, very real. I screenshoted it from the official White House X account a few moments before posting.

No one else is likely to understand that reference, but I do for some reason. But I don’t understand how OPM has anything to do with James Hetfield.

Heaven would be a DJ, playing dub all night long…

Edit: Nevermind I am a dumbass. I get it. Lol

lol, i’m not a liberal.

This is Stephen Miller, hiding behind his pregnant wife as they are running trying to escape the White House Correspondence Dinner shooting.

Might be above his preferred age range idk

The only thing I can say is that I didn’t think through what I was doing. That’s not an excuse though.

As soon as I came back here and say your comment something in my head snapped and what you were saying made complete sense. I immediately erased it and will make every attempt to think through posts that may be problematic in the future before I post them.

Totally my fault.

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I didn’t make this. I just stole it and it already had the cum stain.

Hugo Boss 1939 collection.

I also remember Jenny’s number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

I also recall Mike Jones’ phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

Big brain activities!!

I’m not sure but psilocybin was involved.

I also like being kink shamed. (Not a secret)

Might I suggest a Red Bull?

I don’t actually mind that. I kinda like that. (secretly)

It’s super effective!

Yeah, I know that they were close. 😢