I see no problem with robbing super yatchs . Tie bezos down while I throw his crew overboard and pillage his watch collection

The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon

Talkin bout, “you got tds man”

These people are so dumb its infuriating. Because there is no, I mean zero reasoning with them. Its like talking to a wall. "Abortion should be illegal " idk man, if your sister had aborted you then we wouldn’t be in this mess

Are we vibing? Im gonna need some background

See you get it

I wish I had told a few exs to kick rocks way sooner. Wasted some prime years with some legit psychos

One spoon that you absolutely despise yet don’t throw away. So it just rolls around in tge drawer until the end of time

Don juan

My skin begins to itch. Like my shirt is covered in imaginary tags on the inside and they are all poking me at once.

Men that cant admit other men look good or that they are handsome have serious insecurities.

1. be fine

2. fight fascists

3. shake ass while being fine

Thats pretty much it

Trunk or treats and parents being afraid of the devil are to blame. Most parents won’t even let their kids ride the bus these days let alone go to a strangers. The msm has parents constantly afraid that satan will abduct their kid. So yeah things trunk or treat in church parking lot evolved and killed normal trick or treat

That sounds awful. But it does exist, its called a cb radio

We have a circus we gotta run out of town first

Right? The whole thing made me uncomfortable and it wasn’t cause of the droid

You first and last issue was posting to reddit

My god what a horrible ad. Everything from the people to the robot seems like bad acting. The girl trying to juke the bot out was hilarious

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Unfortunately there is a type of bleach blonde Karen that finds this type of specimen irresistible

Ugh, I hate Xmas. I truly despise the day.