Awesome. Zelman needs to be taught more methods of trolling and shitposting.

That’s because it was literally designed for a newspaper

Can’t relate. Going on a two week holiday.

If this was a scene in movie, it would have been ridiculed as unrealistically over-the-top. And yet here we are.

Wet feet and stairs. What could go wrong?

Reenactment of Nile floods. Worship Isis to avoid such calamities befalling you.

Sacre blue

And it didn’t trigger anything. She thought she was having an episode and checked herself in.

Before some dip comes and says ‘yOu cAn sEe aN aD aNyWhErE’, seeing ads like these in public, where you can just ask a person with you that you’re not hallucinating it, is different than getting it on your damn fridge.

Forbidden Gatorade

Is it bigoted to say, ‘I think Tim looks like a transgender individual but I’m not sure in which direction’?

No country for anyone. Except Ambani and Adani.

Just like incest!

In 1912, Einstein entered into a relationship with Elsa Löwenthal, who was both his first cousin on his mother’s side and his second cousin on his father’s.

I’d love to.

But I’m EU39/UK6 so chances are I’ll trip and fall when I’m in other people’s shoes.

so happy I built a new PC last year

When tf investors are going to ask for returns on their investments? That’s the only thing that can pop this bubble.

I wonder how better off society would be without Zucc, Lone Skum, Peter ‘Anti-Christ’ Thiel, and Scam Altman.