Sounds homoerotic, but OK.
Maybe “heaven” was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.
Great. Now the FBI is going to raid Heaven.
Mustang, so a horse?
Wouldn’t be surprised at this point if he hallucinated a fancy Ford.
True, although a smelly one if it was described as chock full of testosterone.
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”
Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god
Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests
Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
USA?
guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously
USA
Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.
Maybe I could be a Christian after all
When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack
Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It’s fine. He’s a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.
Most of them want to watch their wife get railed by black Jesus
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.
The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What’s the excuse for the viewers?
Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’
There is your answer right there. They know their credulous audience and they have their message to push.
What’s the excuse for the viewers?
They have watched enough Fox to achieve a similar effect.
Was probably a distraction day.
Like the time Paul Manafort was indicted and Faux News suddenly decided that the cheese placement on Google’s hamburger emoji was the biggest and most important thing happening that day.
The same thing, really
Religion is a mental illness
Good thing he took a picture…
Ok, seems he got injured after a stupid ride on a souped-up e-scooter, and then got stoned on some weird meds which had him speaking of a colorful trip.
