I’m nominating this as the most American thing that happened all week.

I’d like to subscribe to hear more mop facts please.

Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.

Yes

Not one, not two, but an entire complaint of Karens.

That’s the first thing I thought of!

The fact that it’s being towed by a bicycle makes it all the more better.

I recommend learning dc if you don’t already know it, and either Octave or Python.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dc_(computer_program)

Food court near me named Choices gets called “Chances”.

Pontiac stands for Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac.

Average 15 year old behavior.

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the lumber yard!

Amazing. Maybe we could reverse-engineer it and figure out how the ancients achieved this technology.

Sarcoidosis maybe?

Converse Mafia

How are you supposed to add AI to it without electricity?

Yeah, that title doesn’t make any sense. Do they mean AI companies are moving from equity to debt financing? I can’t get to the article (paywalled).

Too bad you didn’t have a turbo button.

Imagine finding a raspberry as big as you.

I ate gas station sushi in the middle of a road trip once. Most afraid I’ve ever been in my entire life.