I can’t make heads or tails of this.

How do I get information?

I swear that eyeliner looks familiar but I just can’t put my finger on it.

The French have mastered protest and revolution.

Akshually, modern birds are descended from dinosaurs, effectively making them dinosaurs themselves. So humans did, and still do, live with dinosaurs.

Are we allowed to just combine two memes like this?

Caesar looks so pleased with himself.

Tony the Pony

I think this was a prop in a David Lynch film

Gabby Johnson is right!

It should clarify that he’s gambling with other people’s money.

So you’re going to do something to lower the maternal death rate for black women, right?

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We’ll call it the…60% Compromise. Got a nice ring to it.

It’s a quote from the movie Zoolander. Sorry, it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

But why male models?

If black makes it hotter, then why are red, orange, and yellow called “hot” colors?

Checkmate, conservatives.

In the words of Jamie Zawinski, “Linux is only free if your time has no value.”

My work allows RHEL, but it’s a specialized configuration that doesn’t get updated very often. I tried it for a while but it was so out of date that I couldn’t build half the tools I needed, so I ended up switching back to Windows. It was about 10-15 years ago when the C++ standard was undergoing a lot of changes, and the company-approved version of GCC was several years old and didn’t support any of the newest features.

You’re doing it right.

If you want to know where to look for the Grail, you’ll have to open that up and read the inscription on the shield.