slothrop @lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agoMan who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro Newsmetro.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down116
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minus-squaremeat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·22 days agoThink he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn’t want to say that?
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 days agoI think he’s a grifter asshole
Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn’t want to say that?
I think he’s a grifter asshole
Hung like a horse