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minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·20 hours agoHuh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 minutes ago“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
minus-squareLeviathan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoThat’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
minus-squareDickFiasco@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 hours agoKorean Jesus is fucking jacked.
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.