it’s survival of the fittest. if you don’t stand out you won’t get noticed.

I get what you mean, but it’s only “dance for your meal” if some asshole takes your picture or video and posts it onli-- wait a sec…

Сука Блять

salt bae: I’m gonna scam you

just started a runaway nuclear reaction with my kid. awesome app!

Welcome to FUK, get ready to SLAM

oh! oh! oooohhhh! my hip!

I remember the people who leaked them were killed.

isn’t this the same element found in older smoke detectors?

you have the right to remain silent. 😉

I wonder if she had a bit 'o spotted dick.

I have several ears from my enemies that I keep on a necklace. every time I see them I feel righteous and powerful, like a god.

the memes aren’t homophobic, they’re celebrating diversity.

is this true?

black mirror was ahead of its time.

that’s the best time to maximize psychological damage.

so you can’t see any way that Trump would suck a dick?

your answer is that he’s a narcissist.

do you think he would suck a dick to save himself? like…“suck Bills dick or we’re going to release the news that you rape little girls.”

or better yet, “suck his dick to prove your loyalty or we’ll kill you.”

do you think someone with a narcissistic personality has an average drive to survive, or is it overreactive?

idk it’s pretty fucking funny for a shitpost.

hello? police? there’s a pedophile driving around the neighborhood.