these fake christians are coming out of the woodwork
Im here for it.
That dude looks like he’s on the downlow, if ya know what I mean.
These are the furries to be worried about.
probably took some shrooms
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.

Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.

Goddamn even The Onion can’t do shit this stupid, and they’re actively trying. Fox News is like a well funded version of those little magazines at the checkout line that talk about aliens and the anti-aging miracles of an uncooked eggyolk and beef tallow only diet.
“Hmm yeah cool trustworthy story bro but how about you get some excommunication” - The pope 5s after hearing this
Worst biblical slash fiction I’ve read so far.
Good thing he took a picture…

The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What’s the excuse for the viewers?
Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’
There is your answer right there. They know their credulous audience and they have their message to push.
Was probably a distraction day.
Like the time Paul Manafort was indicted and Faux News suddenly decided that the cheese placement on Google’s hamburger emoji was the biggest and most important thing happening that day.
What’s the excuse for the viewers?
They have watched enough Fox to achieve a similar effect.
The same thing, really
Lately, any absurd story seems to attract attention—especially when the media decides to give it airtime. People keep sharing all kinds of old, meaningless, completely ridiculous stuff just to get attention. :P
The media will push anything other than the facts that we live in a fascist country, ruled by a child molesting Mafia boss, all of us getting ass-fucked daily by the richest 1 percent.
How much cum would he need to swallow to taste the testosterone?
He hasn’t found the answer yet but he’ll keep swallowing until he does
Damn… 7 minutes is nothing. This dude’s on a whole other level right here
Religion is a mental illness










