Religion is a mental illness
Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.
Think he actually had visions of Jesus as a glistening stud, but didn’t want to say that?
I think he’s a grifter asshole
Hung like a horse
The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What’s the excuse for the viewers?
What’s the excuse for the viewers?
They have watched enough Fox to achieve a similar effect.
Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’
There is your answer right there. They know their credulous audience and they have their message to push.
Was probably a distraction day.
Like the time Paul Manafort was indicted and Faux News suddenly decided that the cheese placement on Google’s hamburger emoji was the biggest and most important thing happening that day.
The same thing, really
Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.
“…and on the 8th day, he doth roided up”.
That’s just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
When you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.
Good thing he took a picture…
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.
Fox News is like, “brain damage?! Bring him on!!”
Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that “heaven” is just like that fantasy novel that you’ve internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I’ll file this with the people that have conversations with god
Someone with brain damage is a few steps above their usual guests
Hats off to the headline writer. I lol’d
Sounds homoerotic, but OK.
Maybe “heaven” was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.
Erm, what the yaoi fanfic?
USA?
guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously
USA
Goddamn even The Onion can’t do shit this stupid, and they’re actively trying. Fox News is like a well funded version of those little magazines at the checkout line that talk about aliens and the anti-aging miracles of an uncooked eggyolk and beef tallow only diet.
The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury
Sounds about right
Mentally ill man says gay shit on fox news. Just another day at fox.
Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.
Maybe I could be a Christian after all
Why did he get a platform lol
