The funny thing is the rapture actually happened. They didn’t get plucked. Maybe they should figure out why and be better people.

His name is Bitey. He’s very sweet but don’t get your face too close.

On the plus side, you can feed my cat now.

Not you.

I got raptured but I was hung up on my bedsheets and just floated in the bedroom for 20 minutes. I guess I’ll have to catch the next one.

Charlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth.

Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there.

The crowd dodged a bullet…

Q: What’s the difference between Charlie Kirk and jokes about Charlie Kirk?

A: Charlie Kirk jokes can get old.

He dies on Christmas but they celebrate Trump day on Easter.

Charlie Kirk’s reactions? Like him leaning left right before he died?

That’s a hard joke for Charlie to swallow.

Fuck them. Lemmy is Canadian.

MAGA, the people who want to make Canada their 51st state, can fuck right off.

However, I do find it funny these “American patriots” feel they need to use Canadian servers to exercise their free speech. Their Orange god is completely against free speech. They should embrace that instead.

Edit: Sorry. I misunderstood how this maga place this was hosted when I made the comment. I thought it was on lemmy.ca but I see now how it’s hosted and shared.

It’s not only the 51st state shit but their continued gaslighting to make it seem like Canada has always been the aggressor.

The U.S. ambassador to Canada said this a few days ago:

“You ran a campaign where it was anti-American, elbows up, me too. You know, that was an anti-American campaign. That has continued. That’s disappointing.”

Excuse me? Canada ran a campaign? You trash talk Canada, our PM, our citizens, tell lies about drugs coming across our border, and start a trade war with us and you expect us to just forget it? There was no campaign. This was Canada reacting to US aggression they haven’t stopped. Fuck the US. It’s going to take years to fix what they’ve done.

Until then, I just took a shit. The Americans can eat it.

Canada has a serious problem with a long term ally attacking our trade and saying we’re going to become their 51st state. Trump mocks and attacks our leaders and makes threats against us.

You can try to belittle my comments, but we have a valid reason to feel threatened.

This Canadian has been avoiding all US products I can and has zero plans to ever cross into the US border.

Americans are fucking stupid can’t be trusted.

Canada should fortify it’s southern border and get nukes.

I would even be into an American style vetting on Americans wanting into Canada. Lets check their phones. Sorry, MAGAt. You support Nazi’s and Trump. Fuck off!