octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoFox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦♂️ )slrpnk.netimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1363arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1341arrow-down1imageFox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦♂️ )slrpnk.netoctopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square65linkfedilinkfile-text
https://www.foxnews.com/us/charlie-kirk-ally-reveals-absolute-miracle-may-have-saved-lives-during-fatal-shooting
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·5 days agoThere was no one behind him and the shooter took one shot, how would someone else have been killed?
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days agoBro have you not seen how the shot moved around the car in the JFK assassination? Quantum bullets are out of control.
minus-squaredroans@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoLol look at this loser who can’t even curve his own shots.
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down3·5 days agoIf he wasn’t there, someone farther away might have been killed
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 days agoIf he wasn’t there, no one would be shooting.
minus-squarelugal@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down5·5 days agoDo we know enough about the shooter’s motif to be sure about that?
minus-squareIndridCold@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoCharlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth. Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there. The crowd dodged a bullet…
There was no one behind him and the shooter took one shot, how would someone else have been killed?
Bro have you not seen how the shot moved around the car in the JFK assassination? Quantum bullets are out of control.
Lol look at this loser who can’t even curve his own shots.
If he wasn’t there, someone farther away might have been killed
If he wasn’t there, no one would be shooting.
Do we know enough about the shooter’s motif to be sure about that?
Charlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth.
Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there.
The crowd dodged a bullet…