Osama, easy. He’s a family man and would show absolute respect and kindness towards the child as is the custom of his religion and his culture.
He has nothing against children and has a big household with other kids mine can play with.
My child will also be damn safe there and get great food.
Such an easy contest.
Osama for sure.
I…fuck, I guess…Diddy, if he doesn’t have other plans. He’s the only one that hasn’t killed kids.
When did Osama kill kids?
I mean, collaterally maybe but he never targeted kids. Only evil pedo imperialists, which frankly puts him at the top of the list as a man of honor and as a good role model for my children.
Osama bin Laden cuz I work with the CIA too.
TIL that Hitler isn’t the “Worst” option for everything lol
I think im going bin laden
Dr Jinx
My three kids are in their 20’s. Assuming there are no weapons involved, I’d say they’re safe with any of them.
Bin Laden, Hitler, and Combs would each have a rough night. Lindsay would probably be ok. If necessary, they could restrain her without injuring her.
Best send them to Bin Laden then because at least they wouldn’t be able to sit up all night raiding the bar.
Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.
He went untouched for almost four decades I think they’d all be fine…
I don’t know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden’s the safe bet here
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I’d pass the Nurnberg check, so Hitler would a solid first-round pick. It’s a toss about who would gendercode my kids more between him and Bin Laden. Lindsay What’s-Her-Name and P. Diddy are automatic no’s.
Bin laden i guess, the other option is a child murderer, a child molester or the corpose of THE nazist soo
I know for a fact Bin Laden had games and the movie Cars on his computer. Safest bet.
Ugh he’s an arsenal fan.
Not in my house!
Did you see that ludicrous display last night‽
What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
The trouble with arsenal is they just like to walk it in.
No lol I just know they have been getting a bunch of hate recently. Were they bad?
The dead ones won’t cause any harm.
Just leave them home alone.
Alternatively, you reckon Osama could teach them basic engineering skills? If they are making phone-activated landmines surely they can put up some fun RF experiments.
Osama was also a regular engineer. That was his day job
He’s also great at hide-and-seek.
