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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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Røøk@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • ceenote@lemmy.world
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    It’s too dangerous to pull it out. Just drink some water and swallow it.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, what would Shrek do

  • otacon239@lemmy.world
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    Instructions too clear - Lightbulb stuck in mouth

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Practice with a plastic one first then you can move onto glass.

  • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Skill Skull issue.

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    just eat it. I used to eat light bulbs as a party trick and

    • hexabs@lemmy.world
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      … and what?

      Did all the deffered damage collectively obliterate you mid-sentence?

  • NABDad@lemmy.world
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    But, if you can’t put it in your mouth, where can you put it?

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      • Strider@lemmy.world
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        I was bored.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s a suppository!

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Into the socket it belongs.

  • thefrozenorth@sh.itjust.works
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    Your mouth is not the message here. People have inserted light bulbs anally. Please don’t do this.

  • reparæi [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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    So this is what we call an infohazard huh?

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    • Zozano@aussie.zone
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      Does it come with Uncle Fester’s Viscous Spit?

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    I want to make one out of sugar

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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      Someone breaks into your house and you eat a fucking lightbulb to assert dominance.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        That… Sugar glass is not that hard to make. It’s sound different tho

        • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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          You may be 100% correct, but I’m not going to be the guy going, “Erm, actually…” after seeing that at 3 o’clock in the morning.

    • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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      Would it be effective as a functional bulb?

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    Don’t be little bitch because you got a lightbulb in your mouth

  • Blaster M@lemmy.world
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    Casualties: Unknown has this

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t stick beans up your nose

    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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      One time i put m&ms up my nose, where they stayed for several minutes until my dad panicked thinking i was having a nose bleed.

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        At least it wasn’t seeds

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Make me

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    https://youtu.be/xpz67hBIJwg

    DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE

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    Mhhhhuuummhhheeeemmmphhppmmmmaaaa

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