Caffeine pills. Alternatively, basically the same way you do alcohol

British person spotted

(Joking, but this joke is straight out of taskmaster or something)

I love every flavor they have except chocolate. The chocolate is disgusting

I knew a guy on food stamps who voted for trump because he planned on being a billionaire through the powerball.

People would rather live in the reality of their fantasies than our current one… Which is why we need socialism.

Necco wafers. Tums. Cherry flavored medicine.

Im either Dark Willow or Roshan. My wife is Kratos

Weird answer: body parts! I have what i have and measuring it isnt going to make me feel better. I do the things i need to do to increase muscle, decrease fat, and maximize happiness and longevity.

Measuring leads to comparison leads to disappointment

Unironically its exclusively to look “lean and efficient” to shareholders. You cant have “useless employees” making money when the product is already “finished”

No one in corporate America recognizes the value of a cohesive, well oiled team working a project theyre familiar with

Too lazy to check the authenticity of this story, but it can also confuse your local scientist

The business has to become profitable… To continue existing. There is absolutely no guarantee of that.

There is, however, overwhelming evidence that unless a major breakthrough is discovered within the next year, the well will dry up. They simply cannot afford to live off of investor hype and vibes forever.

I had a screen get burn in (forgot to turn it off, oops) removed it from the laptop, waited 3 days, put it back in and it was flawless again.

I had a laptop that refused ethernet and would only ever use wifi… When the ethernet was connected. No wifi unless that cord was connected. Confirmed it was, indeed, wifi by using a dummy connector.

Bought a 10tb hdd that refused to read anything at all, opened it for giggles/curiosity and found a piece of scotch tape stuck to one of the disks and one of 4 disks completely shattered. The disk was still factory sealed (by appearance, anyways; they still had the antitamper stickers)

Would make sense if the AIs made any money. This is kind of the same system we currently have while AI burns millions daily. Dollars, tons of coal, gallons of water reserves, creatives’ livelyhoods… take your pick

For many, it is. Autism, hyperfixation, and passion are needed to do something like create an OS from scratch, pick and choose any of the 3 to then use it in an incomplete state.

Id argue we’re finally at the point where you actually dont need any of those, just a willingness to learn and adapt

Also bluetooth signals from your phone, likely also from your car…

The point is trying to trick the cameras is a fun exercise, but realistically we just need our representatives to represent us, which they’ve proven over the years to be entirely uninterested in doing

Id be using the hell out of payphones if they still existed. They just seem convenient and i have too many quarters

Given the watchowskis are trans, I’d say “not intentionally, but DEFINITELY subconsciously”

Wouldnt it be wayyyy better if the government was forced to give you a reason as to why theyre stalking you, that was sent in the mail automatically? I understand that could harm longterm investigations but also it would help expose/prevent abuse.

Maybe dont rely on AI tools if youre building a massive case against someone

Im more second hand embarrassed that we’re using a masturbation autocomplete bot consuming municipalities worth of water to dunk on a billionaire who’s basically already proven to be a pedophile wannabe.

Theyre usually a silent alarm that becomes a real alarm later

It’s a consent and cleanliness thing. If i have cockroaches, theres something very wrong in my house i need to fix right now, which freaks me out. That extends to seeing them outside of my house, because i dont want them inside of my house