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Chesterton’s Fence is the first thing that comes to mind

Can you add a chamfer?

Is it AI or just a good 'ol fashioned shop?

Jokes on them, I have all their fingerprints now

Wait, the female end on the cables isn’t allowed? I’ve definitely had USB A extension cables

There’s a whole genre of these missing limb jokes, often puns.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a man with a prosthetic toe? Roberto

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the ground? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call them, they aren’t gonna come

How do you get a one-armed person out of a tree? You wave

Etc.

That’s why it’s funny when I’m naked

Ok but why is this caption on a picture of someone setting up a carport?

Cat named Goku?

Yeah, but let’s see how well the sail fish does in the ring!

You mean a moray?

What about when the moon hits your eye?

Those are really stretchy shorts

Of course, that’s the newest console I own!

It’s like that story with the neck ribbon, but with the added horror of never getting shirts you fit right

When in its

https://youtu.be/L08fJmbHcPo

They sell these in the Asian aisle at all the grocery stores in my area. Worth a try if you haven’t had them before (I prefer the spicy flavour)