We call those nipples “a set of Sarah Huckabees.”
I know nothing about this guy at all other than the awful person he is(was?) married to. What is this even about?
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You know the lady who was in charge of ICE? She shot her dog in the head and bragged about it in her psychotic autobiography.
Apparently her husband has a bimboification fetish. She didn’t know about it until after it showed up on the news.
Wait, she didn’t know? I’m not sure how much I believe that, but also if true, wtf‽ Tell your spouses shit like this people, sharing your kinks in a marriage is good for it, and sharing things you can be blackmailed about is fucking vital if married to a politician.
Also, how the fuck do you hide hiring sex workers from your spouse‽
I agree with you in general with people needing to share their kinks with their spouses.
But there’s absolutely nothing more that I wish for Kristi Noem to have, than a horrible fucking life that constantly falls apart and ends with her dying in a puddle of her own vomit in the middle of the road because she had nowhere to stay and everyone refused her shelter.
It’s a better death than she, and her ex-peers in the trump admin deserve for their crimes and deaths to the American people. But don’t think for one second that she deserves a single iota of sympathy from you here.
I hope her marriage falls apart publicly, and her next one, and the one after that, and so on. Until the US version of Nuremberg trials happens (which unfortunately, will be never)
Wait, he’s into “Bimbofication?” As in, the process of turning a non-bimbo into a bimbo?
Then why’d he marry Kristi?
Then why’d he marry Kristi?
This is a pretty perfect example of bimbofication.
am I misunderstanding what a bimbo is? isn’t Kristi Noem already firmly placed on the bimbo meter?
like sure not at the top, but definitely on the meter.
all maralago faces are bimbos, but not all bimbos are maralagos
I dunno, pre-maralago face, and this is in appearance only, she gives off a Martha Stewart vibe.
Maybe he’s the reason she is what she is today. Or maybe he aspires to be like her.
Unsubstantiated rumor mill gossip from a highly disreputable “news” organization. Not saying it’s not true or that he’s not a weirdo, I mean he’s married to a literal demon so we know his judgement ain’t great. Just, y’know, consider the source (the Daily Mail). The entire state of South Dakota has seen their divorce coming for a long, long time, some there speculate this is something she put out in order to kickstart the process so she and Corey Lewandowski can finally go public with their relationship. And their untrained pet-murdering business.
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You’re thinking of Hedy Lamarr. That’s Madeline Kahn.
So I have to be well-connected, insane, corrupt, and drinking prion disease juice just to get in that inner circle?
:)
Normally I’d be like “whatever, you do you, this didn’t affect anyone”, but the hypocrisy is pretty funny.
Gams is legs tho
Anything can be boobs if said with the right emphasis and gestures.
Look at my… testicles.
points to shaking chest
chesticles
Okay, but what are toots?
Are toots feet?
Toots are farts
I’m sure the answer is something like “to own the libs”, but…WHY is he doing this? I don’t evdn get what point he’s trying to make.
He has a fetish. Not even that weird of a fetish, for sane people. Unfortunately, his wife is neither sane nor is she people.
Anyone else think he kinda looks like R. Lee Ermey?
Maybe if R Lee and the Janitor from Scrubs had a baby
That could be a bit awkward, since they’re already father and son (in the show)
I was getting more J.K. Simmons vibes. (Plus, IDK, maybe Dolly Parton? for obvious reasons.)
But it’s really just the weird lighting angle in that picture; he doesn’t look all that much like either Ermey or Simmons in “normal” image search results of him.
Heaving busom. That’s the second time this week I heard that there phrase.
Bosom* even.
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Has he done something wrong or are we hounding him when he hasn’t hurt anybody?
His wife hurt a bunch of people and shot a dog.
So, no.
He stood by her and supported her. He is complicit.
Does he?
Would that make Melinda French/Gates a probable pedophile?
It makes them complicit, yes.
Alrighty, then. Let’s continue mocking a likely trans person on the day of trans visibility for the crime of being married to Kristi Noem.
Though the vibe from the comments is that their crime is being trans.
He has a bimboification kink, that doesn’t make him trans and acting like it does is hurtful to the trans community. Trans women are not bimboified men.
Mocking for hypocrisy isn’t the same as mocking for who they are… Other than being a hypocrite.
“Eva Braun was a strong, independent woman”
This is what you sound like.
You’re the problem with lemmy.
I didn’t say he probably killed a dog. I said he actively supported a dog-killing, family-breaking, hatred filled monster of a woman. That makes him a peice of shit.
How did he support her?
Do…do you not support the person you are married to? What a ludicrous question. Are you or have you ever been in a romantic relationship before? Mutual support is, like, the basic fundamental principle.
I seriously can’t get over what a strange question that is. Like an alien who has only heard of humanity before.
He was apparently okay with all of this as they are still married and he never said anything about it. So, yeah
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