Heh, get a load of THIS guy! I bet he doesn’t even know how to use the three seashells!

Well…maybe this is his way to tell you that capitolism is evil and that you should quit your job, and burn the establishment down.

“If AI was banned right now, would you be able to go on without it?”

Yes. I do this everyday.

Maybe shredding the bed while you’re away is him telling you that he needs more to do. Maybe hire a dog sitter to play with him all day.

Me: Not an anime fan.

Me reading this headline: "I guess that’s a good thing to START doing…kinda weird that wasn’t the default for decades now…

Then I remembered how there’s always the trope of a little 5 year old girl, who’s just doing little kid things, but then OH NO! LETS SEXUALIZE HER, AND CLAIM SHE’S AN ANCIENT SPIRIT AND IS ACTUALLY 100 YEARS OLD!!!

And I’m just like "Yeaaahhhhh, no. If I’m not going to get aroused by humans dressing up in furry costumes because it’s too close to the idea of fucking an animal, then I’m also not going to be ok with sexualizing the image of a child, regardless of how old her character is. It’s still very much presenting the image of a child, and sexualizing that image.

So that brought me down a wide range of reactions I didn’t know I had. From indifference, all the way to outrage, all from a media form that I haven’t thought about in 20 years. So now I’m just mad that this wasn’t always the case. Like, yeah, it’s a good step in the right direction in 2026, but it’s kinda like in 1945 Germany saying “Hey, we’re not going to be nazis anymore…”

Great! Where was this mentality all along?

C’mon, Percy. I have the next few days off work. You can come relax with me. My plan is to do NOTHING.

So uh…if you gotta poop, ya know…don’t.

Other than that, my apartment is a stress free zone.

Hercules was with me all night. We were doing competitive pushups.

He won. Because he’s awesome, and he can balance a spoon on his nose, and he tore down soooooo many flock cameras…I mean…no, not that last one. I don’t know why I said that. He was with me all night in the garage doing push-ups.

Weird take.

“We’re not worried about potentially alienating 10% of our customers. They’ll fall in line and buy digital. We have more megaman collections to pump out from 40 year old NES games on the PS6.”

This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.

I’m not saying it’s right, or that I agree with it, but in the 90s it was socially acceptable to hate gay people.

Today? Today this looks like an obsolete joke whose punchline no longer lands.

Because I’m not gay, and I’m not a cop, but if I pulled this guy over as a cop, first thing I’d do is prey on this guys insecurities and homophobia.

The bumper sticker no longer points fun at cops, but rather identifies the wearer of said bumper sticker as an asshole.

One of the many plots that wouldn’t be possible with modern day cell phones.

Wait…you had a party and didn’t invite me???

Rude.

Correction: No they fucking didn’t.

And if you think you saw someone doing this, no the fuck you didn’t.

They’d probably say “very”.

My solution is much more simple. I just never go outside.

Try it, and report back. If you don’t report back, we’ll assume you’re dead, and divide up your collection of POGs.

No no no. Twitch is owned by amazon. It’s not part of the fediverse.

You were supposed to sit close enough to the tv to always reach it.

Yellow is video. White is left channel audio. Red is right channel audio.

Well that’s just a healthy attitude is what that is. Strong and independent!

I’m going to start dressing up like a dog. And you’ll know it’s just a middle aged guy. Standing in a dog costume. Outside your window. For no reason.

You’ll know all of that is true. But I’m still going to stand there. Still going to distract you. And eventually you’re going to come over and question me. That’s when I’m going to jump on top of you, and start licking your face, and humping your leg.

You’ll be disgusted. You’ll try to file a police report. You’ll be insistent that this guy just won’t leave you alone. But everyone else except you will not see a man in a dog costume. They’ll see a dog. They’ll wonder why you’re being an asshole to this friendly dog. Then your girlfriend will be like “What is WRONG with you??? I’m going to bring the dog to my apartment for the night. I don’t think he should be around you right now…”

And that’s when I turn to you, and say “Yeah man. I’m going home with your girl. Gonna sleep in her bed while you’re away. Hump a little leg, if ya know what I’m saying!!! Ha ha ha!”

You’ll point and say “SEE?? DID ANY OF YOU HEAR THAT??? HE’S TRYING TO STEAL YOU FROM ME!!!” and your girl will be like “What’s gotten into you??? I think it may be time for therapy…”

It’s at that moment you look and see a small frog on the grass. And you say “Oh, and I’m sure YOU are going to start singing and dancing now???” to which the frog replies “…what?”