• GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    tl;dr

    You know the lady who was in charge of ICE? She shot her dog in the head and bragged about it in her psychotic autobiography.

    Apparently her husband has a bimboification fetish. She didn’t know about it until after it showed up on the news.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Wait, she didn’t know? I’m not sure how much I believe that, but also if true, wtf‽ Tell your spouses shit like this people, sharing your kinks in a marriage is good for it, and sharing things you can be blackmailed about is fucking vital if married to a politician.

      Also, how the fuck do you hide hiring sex workers from your spouse‽

      • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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        10 hours ago

        I agree with you in general with people needing to share their kinks with their spouses.

        But there’s absolutely nothing more that I wish for Kristi Noem to have, than a horrible fucking life that constantly falls apart and ends with her dying in a puddle of her own vomit in the middle of the road because she had nowhere to stay and everyone refused her shelter.

        It’s a better death than she, and her ex-peers in the trump admin deserve for their crimes and deaths to the American people. But don’t think for one second that she deserves a single iota of sympathy from you here.

        I hope her marriage falls apart publicly, and her next one, and the one after that, and so on. Until the US version of Nuremberg trials happens (which unfortunately, will be never)

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      9 hours ago

      Wait, he’s into “Bimbofication?” As in, the process of turning a non-bimbo into a bimbo?

      Then why’d he marry Kristi?

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        4 hours ago

        am I misunderstanding what a bimbo is? isn’t Kristi Noem already firmly placed on the bimbo meter?

        like sure not at the top, but definitely on the meter.

        all maralago faces are bimbos, but not all bimbos are maralagos

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          2 hours ago

          I dunno, pre-maralago face, and this is in appearance only, she gives off a Martha Stewart vibe.