That’s great except I have been told by my boss and my boss’s boss that me looking like a shlub gives me more technical credibility.

I’m not old you’re old.

Moy land moy snow simple as

My dad wore a dress shirt and tie to work.

I wear pajama pants and a t shirt. And sometimes just the shirt.

So I iron a lot less.

They’d probably implement it very poorly, like the AI “image enhancement” that makes things look worse

I just assume no one is interested in me ever, no matter how nice they are to me. I also go out of my way to avoid contact with humans in the first place.

If this is true I’m gonna be the smartest person in the nursing home.

This sort of attitude by cyclists is why we lack bike infrastructure in the US. Back in the 70s one weird asshole insisted that bikes be treated like cars and fought against it.

Cars are wider because the bigger the area under the car the lower the fuel economy is allowed to be.

It has a massive impact on productivity. Something like 25 million people are calling in sick today.

I’m not a big football fan but I love seeing people not working.

If Canadian food companies were smart they’d put a big hockey game on the same night as the Super Bowl

Yep, and the commercials were actually things you’d only see once, with huge production values.

Really ties an onion to your belt, doesn’t it?

I never cared for it, but it felt like such an event that I’ve been to a lot of superb parties over the years. But now I barely knew it was happening.

Same goes for the Olympics. I remember watching it for hours and hours back in the day, but I didn’t even know it was happening until I heard Vance got booed.

Culture is shattering.

Imagine being able to afford two specialists.

Humans are very good at justifying their actions after the fact. There’s a lot of research about this, especially when our right brain does things our left brain doesn’t know about.

Maybe not Franklin. He’s on record as preferring older ladies.

When I said take me to the moon I never meant take me alone

I thought if mankind toured the sky it meant that all of us could go

But I don’t want to see the stars if they’re just one more piece of land

For us to colonize, for us to turn to sand

- Penelope Scott, Rät

CANZUKEU

Gesundheit

I never thought I’d see the phrase “orbital data centers” and not think it’s cool, but here we are.