This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
Buy Bit Coin
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
Don’t get married.
You a lesbian
Buy AMD stocks.
Would have been rich! Or perhaps Nividia.
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Ehi no fair acronyms are words too
Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
but “you’re” is two words
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
Better is “Bitcoin sell 100000”
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is ‘one hundred thousand’. Your younger self would hear ‘Bitcoin sell one’ followed by confusing silence. Same goes for ‘Bitcoin sell 2025’, twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
Me at 18 in 1980’s: “wtf is a bitcoin?”
Yes, but when it’s invented you WILL know.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.
Me from future
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Bitcoin Law Travel
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
You fucking dumbass.
Um, if you know about it beforehand, prep your notes and summarize them into about A4 size and just say “read this note”
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.
