I take a bath in tick repellant every time I go hiking

I wish they made repellant for herding dogs too. Those assholes are always out to get me. I never even see their herd, that’s how far they go out of their way…

Finally, I can stop sifting my piss

Got a whole collection

It’s like mustaches: they don’t look nice, but they feel good

I am so sick and tired of saying this: it returns back to its normal size after intercourse!

I dunno, “How long are your guts?” sounds pretty hot

I don’t know how to spell it but I know this girl Phoebe. She might know. She’s an anarchist. She sleeps in cars and spray paints her initials on ATMs and stuff.

Alright, cut the track!

I am literally in bed literally dealing with this as we speak. Life is tough, man…

You are AI. I’m not. Unless I am.

I found one literally right next to my pillow today

EDIT: And yes, it was delicious

Elemenop

I met one called Dave once. Lovely guy

I’m 165cm (5’4")

Everything I say is a short guy thing to say

I can’t believe so many men are insecure about being me. I’m me and it’s pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring… the cover of mushrooms when it rains… the company of leprechauns… I see only pros and no cons

I’m a golden showerer. Rated 5/5

EDIT: I have just been informed that doesn’t mean what I thought it meant

Romania: I use the private system cause the public system is mostly crap. People are still sometimes literally catching infections and dying in hospital, having been hospitalized for smth completely different. It’s improving though. To clarify, the aforementioned situation is news-worthy nowadays, but still…

Private system is relatively affordable and partially integrated into the national one, so that’s nice. You can see a specialist for like $50, or for free if your GP refers you to them.

Bryan Griffin? Is that you?

What… did I just read?

It’s finger-licking good!