Leave home NOW
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: “mom’s headaches cancer”. A few months early wouldn’t necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it’s after the cancer is caught I’d say “come out soon” and point to myself.
Put down bottle LOL
Me from future
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Don’t get married.
ur fucked lol
We like Ducks.
Give orange me ~give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you~
Buy Bit Coin
You a lesbian
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
but “you’re” is two words
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
Hold the door!
Read the Qur’an.
PS: Actually, nah. I wouldn’t say anything, I wouldn’t want things to change (I did kinda date another Muslim qt before I met my now wife and I didn’t agree with the religion conversion cause I was an atheist at the time, plus other details, so things fizzled out), I’m very pleased with my life despite the hardships.
Username lore!!
You fucking dumbass.
