Striker
23 year old Irish non binary satanist
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Striker@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•4 hottest days ever observed raise fears of a planet nearing ‘tipping points’English
4·1 year agoThose rich people have names and addresses. And they can be made examples of.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm terrified of the Netherlands now
101·1 year agoHonestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands
Despite getting three reports I won’t take action against Ulph. They don’t seem to be a troll. I don’t believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons
Striker@lemmy.worldMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
630·1 year agoJodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.
Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
518·1 year agoNot anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
48·1 year agoIs that why this post had 40 down votes?
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.
2011·1 year agoThe way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking
Sir. Let me get this straight. You’re sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem
6·1 year agoYou can only pick one.
Your uncle sound like a well cultured man
I love the Poland balls.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milkEnglish
103·2 years agoThis thread has been so weird for me because apparently something I’ve always done without ever giving any thought to is weird to people. I don’t give a fuck. It’s all in jest, anyways.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milkEnglish
1311·2 years agoCome on dude. Don’t tell me you’ve never drunk milk as an adult. Be honest lmfao
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milkEnglish
69·2 years agoNo it doesn’t. Milk can stay cold for ages. Like I would have any meal gone within 10 minutes.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milkEnglish
1411·2 years agoThey weren’t biologically made to drink alcohol or eat big macs their whole lives either yet here you are.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milkEnglish
1916·2 years ago😟 it’s only a drink.
Striker@lemmy.worldOPMto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milkEnglish
159·2 years agoMe? I can’t understand why this is such a weird thing to you people.

Knowing anime they’ll probably find some moronic way to sexualise it.