and then if you’re like me and you’re too lazy to type out zsearch every time you just do

alias z="zsearch"

my google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do

zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }

hang on let me check my frog folder

i have 684 frogs in my frog folder

neil “the grass” tyson

know what’s extra hard? those common words that are like a verb + a preposition like “find out”. i convince myself that the preposition i’m thinking of is wrong

So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea

elon being funny? gotta be fake

it’s doable. make a bar that plays music but everyone has to listen to it with headphones. so if you wanna chat you just lower the volume. you’d pay extra for the headphones, but imo it’s worth it. i’d love to be able to hear what people are saying and not have to scream at someone just so they can hear me

yes that is An Image

are you sure that’s actually robert? i don’t think he would claim to be ronald reagan’s grandson

Linux gaming? I just play HKIA on my macbook

That’a not true at all. Looks like you’ve never seen Ancient Aliens. They thought ancient white people were stupid as fuck too.

I’m gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world’s most expensive uber driver

would’ve been better without “deliriously”. brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke

“He’s our SON, Elon! His name is…wait how do you pronounce it again”

seriously? dude it’s just text

i couldn’t figure out what was going on. first time the cursor got in the screenshot and i couldn’t get it out

i dunno, the screenshot says it’s not him. might be doctored

i don’t run, but i walk a lot. it definitely helps. i went cold turkey on my antidepressants two weeks ago because my doctor is incompetent and thought that was what triggered my mania (it wasn’t, i just got a new computer). i tried explaining myself to him but he just said (in his limited english) “YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN”