You will want thick gloves, a thick towel, and a container with lid to insert the cat into. Beans is not declawed, and knows you will struggle to maneuver under the bed. You may need a spray bottle of water as well.
Good luck.
Fuck it, I’m getting another chicken.
Beats getting another hand.
declawed
I haven’t yet had my fingertips snipped off either. Lovely euphemism for “mutilation of extremities”.
Me, looking up what declawing actually does: wtf that’s not declawing, that’s amputation!
Reading further: “can lead to behavioural issues” no shit, you don’t say…
same vibe
Even the cats are splurging on rotiserie chickens in this economy?!
Beans must be a millennial (/s)
They will never own a home
Beans is in charge around here.
Beans decides what the humans do and when.
Beans makes the humans ask permission to eat, sleep, exit and enter the house, and go to the toilet.
Sometimes Beans says no.
Become ungovernable.
Our Cleo once grabbed a whole KFC drumstick, and managed to swallow it whole. That was one expensive evening at Kitty ER.
She also frickin LOVES Parmesan cheese. I caught her getting into a large cabinet, and in the back she had a stash of those little packets, like you get at a pizzeria.
Beans would learn about the spray bottle that day. He would growl and be wet at the same time. Sad thing he knew he was not getting any of this without taking action so he took his chances. You may chastise him but he has already won
Nine pounds apparently is around 4kg, that’s well within the normal weight range for a cat, why are you calling beans out for it?
I think the point was that a 9lb cat doesn’t need 2-3lbs of food. Beans is choosing not to share.
A cat can have an entire rotisserie chicken as a treat.
i think the point is that Beans has chosen to dedicate their entire weight to violence. they all know they outweigh Beans and shouldn’t be afraid, but Beans has made Beans into the world’s most dangerious teeny tiny little itty bitty kitty terrorist
Beans don’t consider it violence. Beans found this massive feast, just sitting there, and it certainly didn’t look like the humans were in any rush to claim it. Beans is just protecting their treasure and can’t figure out what the humans’ problem is.
I’m on team Beans. Humans can go get another chicken and learn how to properly guard your provisions this time.
tru. Beans won this prize fair and square
get that money Beans
I’ll give you £9 for Beans.
£1/lb for fresh cat? In this economy??
Bad deal. I got my beans for 30p
I love eating chicken and beans
Nuh-uh. Caught that chicken fair and square
Beans will whoop your ass if you touch his chicken.
Good show, old bean.
Beans with the mean genes and the sharp beans
