I’m collecting, along with my state pension.

And your employment history, financial status, known associates, voter record, you get the idea.

We will all carry our “papers” around in our bodies.

Stochastic terrorism should be a crime. As it is, only if it’s from the left. The right wing media as well as the current occupant of the executive branch, get away with it regularly.

nO 1 wAnTs 2 wOrK nE mOaR!!1!11!!

Then just walk in, demand to see the Big Boss, say Good Morning Sir, and ask for the job!

“These kids today need to be as miserable and depressed as we are!”

“It’s PEOPLE!”

You better thank the Job Creators for the right to work, Serfs! Now go gratefully into the gig economy, singing the praises of Tr*mp.

“Show me on the doll where Donald touched you, Xenomorph.”

American Christianity is fascism with even worse music. That’s what Pussolini understands.

“Removal of shoes is not allowed on a PaveCorp sidewalk. A $20 surcharge has been added to your walk today.”

There’s always Russia.

OK Boomer

Heatwave. Linda Ronstadt crushed it.

All Along The Watchtower, because Hendrix.

The First Amendment is only for white male Conservative evangelicals, don’ch’a know.

Gwyneth Paltrow, we found your toy.

And in the states, Panem et Circenses, not even free, and it still keeps Joe Commuter docile and obedient.

Fuck. I will eventually have to buy my own pasteurization equipment, won’t I?

Idiots. Raw milk is going to spread H5N1, which will ravage this country because there won’t be a vaccine.