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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Tender chicken

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Tender chicken

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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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    Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?

    Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au

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      What is this fucking world 🍆💦ing to?

      Sheesh, OP, watch your filthy fucking language.

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        what the fuck is wrong with the world.

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      Can’t upset the advertisers or a group of christian busy bodies in bum fuck Australia.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I assumed a mean dish was one that was right in the middle of the statistical data points for that dish. Did math lie to me?

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      Mm well that depends on how you define right in the middle of. You might be looking for a median dish instead.

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        I make a mode dish, by which I mean I perfectly replicate a McDonald’s hamburger.

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    I make an apple pie that will warmly, and softly caress your ball sack.

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    I make a cozy loaf of bread.

  • Mayor Poopington@sh.itjust.works
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    I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

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      Love me some fuckable mac n cheese

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    My casseroles are to contemplate visiting the Midwest for.

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    I have also wondered about this, why do we have words that means good/great/fantastic but we use words that means the opposite, mean dish instead of good dish, or sick car, bad ass, wicked trick, filthy rich, killer performance, nasty shot, brutal and so on.

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      To be fair, some of us DO have a very bad ass. Mine won’t even hold pants up!

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    I will never make any “marry me ____” recipe, they come up so much when I’m looking for something to make and it makes me irrationally annoyed. What’s in the recipe? Marriage! But how is it seasoned? With a proposal!

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    Could, would, and did

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      what

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    I make a whiny, self-centered, vindictive son of a bitch lasagna, but it tastes good, just don’t bring up job searching or bicycle lanes and dinner won’t be weird.

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    I make a ragin Cajun chili dog that will rape your butthole after it’s done with your throat.

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    I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.

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    Dnd alignments of the evil, the good, and the horny.

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    A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

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