LORDSMEGMA

Promise?

Sign me the fuck up

Was everyones sense of smell just completely fried from all the cigarettes?

Just leave it for tomorrow

I still can’t stop thinking about Thad Castle

MO-JI-TOS!!

They tried it with the Galaxy Note 7 but it was quite hard to control

She was trained by Randy Johnson

Can’t stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap

masturbation

Ferdaaaa

The sun has a surface, too. Bold claims for a wheel.

A wall is a surface. Are they claiming this wheel is stable on a wall?

I wonderv what airlines are gonna say about that battery

If you see Dad, tell him we miss him

Don’t forget to send feet pics to your admins!

Is alcoholism hiring?

He says “Get off the internet and go down to the pub”

I have a coworker from Ireland, I’ll text him an ask

I give it a 5/7

Okay they aren’t as good as they look, please