I’m funded my Big Small that is trying to sell more less

I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.

china and russia, of course.

The adrestian empire

I missed cabal sign up day so I’m waiting for Soros to give me my orders.

I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas

I’m funded by Big Small, the lobbying group for those people who sell hand made crafts on the sidewalk.

Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.

The support of viewers like you

I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?

Marijuana

The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference

The penguin communist party.

According to my government I’m the lackey of Soros, getting paid to make our kids gay and bring migrants into the country. It honestly starts to sound like a good deal, especially when I look at the paycheck I get at CPS

Big Gay Tech