I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
I’m actually funding the shadowing leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
The support of viewers like you
I’m funded by Big Small, the lobbying group for those people who sell hand made crafts on the sidewalk.
Marijuana
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
The penguin communist party.
Shit how can I be down?
Go to your local penguin communist party in antarctica and ask them about the human communism encouragement program.
Big Gay Tech
According to my government I’m the lackey of Soros, getting paid to make our kids gay and bring migrants into the country. It honestly starts to sound like a good deal, especially when I look at the paycheck I get at CPS
The sorosbucks seem to be drying up lately. All these abortions aren’t going to pay for themselves, I might have to go paint a few crosswalks with rainbows to make up the difference
I’m funded by Soros’ housemaid
Still haven’t gotten my first check in the mail so when you figure out how to put in your information with them please tell me
