Elon in the meeting:
Do you like it? I was generous.
Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.
I still don’t understand what it means though?
Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.
Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.
There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.
Reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I
Damn, this is horrible
That’s the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people
it’s a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat
“seduces”
“somewhat psychopathic”
The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away
Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though
Is this real?
Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.
So these women ARE in danger?
Always have been.
also it’s not written in all caps
True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.
Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either.
Also, no words are capitalised.
Space
Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steal the meme to plan his space rapes.
I thought the same. It’s truly incredible we weren’t sure, what a timeline
No.
It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness
If you ask, it becomes real.
Schrodinger’s truth?
It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked
It’s also something that Elon would totally do.
This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.
either the dennis system, or dees implication system.
so anyway, I started tariffing.
No shoutycaps, fake.
Is it good, or bad, that I had to go to the comments to see if this was real?
I could absolutely see Elon meming about the implication, deep in a k-hole, what I can’t see is a coherent and reasonable response from Trump.
This can’t be real
There is too much punctuation and too little ALL CAPS
What laws? Are there laws that say “no sex in space”? The orange in chief is a clueless old git.
I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami
Is this a parody account? Sheeit. Got me. It’s insane that Trump is so shitty that I can’t tell the difference between what he might actually say and someone mocking him.
no, doctored screenshot.
No sleeping in space! It’s the law!
There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.
Sex != having a baby. But yes, you’re right.
Of course. Sex is, however, the primary way our species makes babies.
Plus, the juices don’t just disappear - lots of delicate equipment in a sealed pod within a vacuum.
Is this actually a real post by the POTUS
I think the grammar and capitalization is too normal. The president isn’t smart enough to write something coherent.
Guys, guys. You are both disgusting perverts.
Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?
Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.
Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.
I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…
As usual, this doesn’t actually make any sense. I genuinely wonder if Trump understands anything people around him are even talking about…or if all of his interactions with others, are just a series of Charlie Brown adults "mwa-mwa"ing at him while he struggles to pay attention.
