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@original_ish_name@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens?

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your girlfriend gets an unencrypted copy of all your files. What happens?

@original_ish_name@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @kadu@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    In about 5 minutes I get a complaint her storage is full.

    I have unspeakable amounts of pictures of my cats saved. No, I will not delete the ones that are nearly identical.

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.eeOP
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      17•2 years ago

      How much storage are we speaking?

      • @crab@lemm.ee
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        12•2 years ago

        9 drives

        • @original_ish_name@lemm.eeOP
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          9•2 years ago

          In terabytes?

          • DacoTaco
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            5•2 years ago

            Nah, megabytes

  • BananaPeal
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    64•2 years ago

    I’d start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

    • CarrotsHaveEars
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      8•2 years ago

      My girlfriend would break up with me as she finds out that I’m married. Doesn’t matter; imaginary score is still score.

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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    59•2 years ago

    Dunno, but I have a girlfriend now.

  • Square Singer
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    38•2 years ago

    Apparently, OP is the only one who’s got something to hide from his girlfriend.

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.eeOP
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      4•2 years ago

      I don’t have one

      Checkmate (or stalemate or checkmate against myself, not sure)

      • Square Singer
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        5•2 years ago

        That explains the question in the OP ;)

        Trust is the basis of any relationship. No trust, no relationship. At least not for long.

  • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    37•2 years ago

    If I had a girlfriend, then several gigabytes of my files would be largely useless

    • Two
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      35•2 years ago

      Ha, look at this loser, only has “several gigabytes” of ‘Linux ISOs’

  • Call me Lenny/Leni
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    34•2 years ago

    I’d then be asking myself when and why I got a girlfriend.

    • @Thavron@lemmy.ca
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      6•2 years ago

      No how?

      • Call me Lenny/Leni
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        4•2 years ago

        Probably not, I learned early on the “how” depends on the person. So asking how one gets into a relationship is like asking how one wins at cards. The cards decide. Your chances also severely change based on the environment you’re in.

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.eeOP
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      2•2 years ago

      Today so she can break your heart, obviously

      • Call me Lenny/Leni
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        1•2 years ago

        That moment when I’m gay and didn’t even know it.

  • @sudo22@lemmy.world
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    28•2 years ago

    Not sure how the girlfriend world react. But my wife would be pissed that I now have one.

    • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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      5•2 years ago

      I was going to say “she finds out I’m married with three kids”.

  • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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    26•2 years ago

    If she’s my girlfriend, she’s not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she’s not 100% straight after all

  • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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    23•2 years ago

    She’ll get bored as going through those files. Meanwhile I’ll be trying to figure out if her sudden presence in my life means I’m now bi or homosexual

    • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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      9•2 years ago

      Eh, don’t sweat it. If you like someone, you like someone, there’s nothing more to it.

      • @Mothra@mander.xyz
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        6•2 years ago

        Agreed but that hypothetical instance of myself has no idea how she got a girlfriend in the first place. Know thyself

        • @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
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          You know what, yeah. Maybe you should start asking questions if a girlfriend just appears out of thin air

  • @Steeve@lemmy.ca
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    19•2 years ago

    What kind of question is this? OP you’re sketchy af

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.eeOP
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      4•2 years ago

      I got mad that most of the questions in this community were boring so I decided to spice it up a bit

      • @I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.ml
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        6•2 years ago

        If by spice you mean ask questions that sound like they come from a horny middle schooler, then sure.

        • @original_ish_name@lemm.eeOP
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          3•2 years ago

          By spicy I mean not asking for tech support

  • @init@lemmy.ml
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    18•2 years ago

    My wife would probably divorce me for having a girlfriend I didn’t know about

  • Dr Cog
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    16•2 years ago

    Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.

    Do people not stream their porn nowadays?

    • @rants_unnecessarily@lemmy.ml
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      4•2 years ago

      There’s other secret stuff asides from porn you know? Not that I have any. Heard it from a friend.

    • @glassware@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      VR porn needs to be at least 4k for immersion and you can only get that quality with a paid account. But that’s a waste of money so you pay for one month and fill a hard drive before you cancel.

  • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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    14•2 years ago

    “Wow, so many unfinished projects”

    • @AngryAnusHornets@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        I’m more of an extremist: I’ve got a couple at 99%, a shitload at 10% and a new one on the way

        • @cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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          4•2 years ago

          A, a fellow incompleteness completionist!

  • @coffee@lemm.ee
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    14•2 years ago

    Nothing. She has a login on my system and can access pretty much anything already, minus emails and dropbox I believe. But there’s nothing worth hiding either.

  • @Slice@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    Living this right now, but it’s great. She’s organizing my entire plex server!

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.eeOP
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      4•2 years ago

      Use jellyfin

    • telepresence
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      1•2 years ago

      living the dream

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