• BananaPeal
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    642 years ago

    I’d start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.

    • CarrotsHaveEars
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      82 years ago

      My girlfriend would break up with me as she finds out that I’m married. Doesn’t matter; imaginary score is still score.