has… has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯
(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)
It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used…
Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face
There is another
Drip 🔥
7 Is wicked evil
This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks
I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.
That’s more of an answering the door kind of outfit.
Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.
No…
The ladies fear my nocturnal footsicles.
Imagine this… It’s -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you’re done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
My SO has very few boundaries, but… THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
I’m cool with it.
it’s a circulation issue.
Yep, my feet are usually cold
Straight up, what’s with this dayshift post?
I’m out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they’re over there sleeping!
I haven’t slept at night since I was a wee lad!
My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.
Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life
#7, spread eagle, in case the monster wants a lick.
If you’re a #7, you don’t belong in society and I have no shame in admitting it. You’re all sociopaths.
I do! My legs get hot damnit!
But the best is #1. Keeps you averagedly warm.
6 or 3, depending
I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?
Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere…
