I do! My legs get hot damnit!
But the best is #1. Keeps you averagedly warm.
#1 + #3, weird otherwise … when it’s really cold in the winter ill combine 1, 3 and 7.
Underwear presses on my tummy and makes me wanna pee. Haven’t used underwear for 25 years.
HOLY SHIT OK!

I often fall asleep fully clothed, sometimes because I’m in the van, it’s winter and there’s no heating.
Mostly because drugs
Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?
Why do you think you’ve always lived in rented accomodations?
heating is expensive
Definitely more than drugs.
If you’re a #7, you don’t belong in society and I have no shame in admitting it. You’re all sociopaths.
Sleeping naked with bed bugs is freshing.
#7, spread eagle, in case the monster wants a lick.
I don’t understand how fellow penis-havers can wear restrictive clothes at night. The sleep cycle gives you many erections per night. Like, if you wanna wear a cage and give someone the key if that’s what you’re into I get it but otherwise why hurt yourself like that?
Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere…
Secret 8th option to wear whatever you happen to be wearing at the time minus shoes, as i did for 22 years of my life
There is another

Drip 🔥
My dad went from #6 to #2 in just one easy house-fire.
#2 in summer.
#1 in winter I wear boxer briefs, long johns, sweat pants, a t-shirt and a sweatshirt, plus thick socks. I don’t run the heater at night, since I’m going to be in bed under a couple of blankets. The house gets down around 45F to 50F some nights.
In fact, in winter, I wear boxer briefs and long johns, two pairs of socks, one normal and one thick, pretty much 24/7. What changes is what I wear over them.

Straight up, what’s with this dayshift post?
I’m out here doing my shift at the Ball Crushing Factory while they’re over there sleeping!
I haven’t slept at night since I was a wee lad!
Nevermind 4. I have concerns about 7.
My SO has very few boundaries, but… THE SOCKS STAY ON!!!
I’m cool with it.
That’s more of an answering the door kind of outfit.
Have you never felt a ladies feet at night? Ice blocks.
No…

The ladies fear my nocturnal footsicles.
Imagine this… It’s -10C outside, 4am so the solar batteries have drained and the heating stopped an hour ago. The winter duvet is amazing, but the bathroom is a tiled floor. By the time you’re done peeing, even the socks are starting to get cool. You rush back into bed, carefully not slashing the warm duvet with your diamond nipples.
it’s a circulation issue.
Yep, my feet are usually cold
why is there only one variant with socks? Oo
Yeah I’m out there doing 1 or 2 with socks or 7 depending on temperature, vibes, and partly if my wife is using the blanket that my nipple bars get caught in
So you can sleep with the homies without saying “no homo”
I dunno. You’re probably safer making a habit of saying “no homo” as you settle in to spoon each night otherwise you’re just one overly warm night away from desperately trying to get one of your boyfriends pregnant.













