“Tower, we’re losing altitude rapidly.”

“Skill issue.”

It loses a bit of the poetry on her part, but it still works.

Not that the real lyrics are much better. “Get with my friends” means different things to different people.

I always thought it was Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. Thought the guy repeating it was a Native American beating a drum.

If we’re thinking of the same song:

I want you deeeeead (time is a wheel in constant motion)

I want you deeeeead (always rolling us along)

I want you deeeeead (tell me who wants to look back on their years)

I want you deeeead (and wonder where those years have gone)

Also, Jack Reacher is a great name for a gay porn star.

Nothing is unlockable with the right epoxy.

It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.

It’s wild that this is directly under the “worm-like creatures found in drinking water at ICE detention center” for me.

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

Oh, Lemmy’s like this, too, I guess. That’s a shame.

Got to be Circe. But chickens instead of pigs.

That’s how I ended up on lemmy, but I’ve seen more new memes in the past week than I’d probably seen all month on reddit.

I do, and it’s not relevant to the conversation.

Adding the option is a change you’re asking to make to FromSoft’s pizza. That’s the point. It’s THEIR pizza. They don’t make a pizza with difficulty sliders. Aggro Crab and Spiders make difficulty slider pizza.

EXACTLY. What you’re missing is that you’re asking for alterations to someone else’s pizza rather than making your own or finding a different pizza.

Since I’ve seen your other reply, this got even funnier. “Do you think the entire point of pizza is sauce? What a fucking insult to cheese.”

“Pizza has sauce and cheese. People like pizza that has sauce and cheese.”

“I LOVE PIZZA, I JUST THINK PIZZA SHOULD HAVE LESS SAUCE! IT WON’T CHANGE THE PIZZA!”

That seems like a lot more work than just trying a new hobby.

There’s a lot of “you made your art wrong” in here. If you don’t have legs, you’re not going to be able to play soccer. You can make your own no-leg soccer if you want, but I’m just going to make an “ew” face at you if you say that soccer needs to change for you. Try arm wrestling!

The best argument against games (or any software) that don’t work for you is that you often can’t get refunds, and that’s a valid concern, but it has nothing to do with the content itself.

One of those “emphasis can be placed on any word” sentences.