GOALS
Plot twist: He’s reincarnated as a duck in a duck farm.
Meh, still better.
If you secularize the idea of rebirth, removing any idea of cosmic justice, all you have is a hypothetical naturalistic process. What you’ll be reborn as will depend on what’s being born, and the odds don’t look so great.
“You’re being reincarnated.
Roll the D100.”
Here I come, Pelagibacter ubique.
There’s no reincarnation and no afterlife. But comparison of human’s life and duck’s one made me thinking about it for a brief moment. Nah, human life is generally better and much more sophisticated. But yes, ducks don’t have to think about so much things.
It’s really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.
The comic is nice.
Was so excited to come to the comments and learn more about duckrape.
Now I feel called out
I love you guys.
Yes, it’ll be a bloody long time before I come back as a human, I’ll tell you that for nothing.
How’s he wake up as a grown-ass duck?
A wizard did it.
You need to be more mallardable with real time here.
People wishing to be one with nature don’t ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.
Yeah fuck nature. Domesticated cat is the sweet spot.
Outside free to roam a fairly safe territory and then snuggles and guaranteed food and shelter pretty much on command.
Ditto dog, but they’ve got a slightly less sweet deal.
Return as a yew tree. Come on, eat me fuckers, I dare you.
Fun fact, the English wiped out their yew trees to make longbows
We still have them, though I do suspect a lot fewer than would be there naturally. We have now wiped out almost all of our woodland in general.
Just like our lives, but at least theirs less to think about as a duck.
At least the animals are just trying to survive and procreate, rather than hoard more wealth than they can consume in a lifetime.
Shake a treat bag near a fat dog and see what happens.
You don’t have to hoard wealth if you don’t want to. I don’t care for it and feel fine.
I often hear people complain that billionaires could never actually use all their wealth. The hoarding of the wealth for their “use” was never the point though.
Its all a game of power, influence, and leverage over other people. If you have more money than someone else, you get the ability to bully them. So for a billionaire, you want more money than the other billionaires. You also want to deprive poor and middle class people of wealth so they have even less leverage and are more desperate than they would be if you simply had a lot of money, and not all of the money.
You can get a starving homeless person to do a lot more for you with an offer of cheap gruel than you can a contented peasant with a solid gold bar.
Huh, am I the contented peasant, largely by refusing to accept the bullshit of consumerism?
It seems like I really dont need much money to be happy
I’m sorry to know you are hoarding more wealth than you can consume in a lifetime.
That was my reaction. You could compare isolated moments from any two lives so one looks blissful and the other looks horrible.
Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.
I have to search the image about this, but you know the even crazier part is that female ducks evolved spirals in the opposite direction
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That’s why he’s happy, duck life
Spiked penises too.
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Ducks are pretty brutal to each other, worse than chickens even.
I’d be horrified, but maybe this guy is into it
duck. penis.
We had ducks when I was a kid, I know all about it.
They may be cute, but they are horrible creatures and I don’t feel bad for eating them. Fuck you, ducks. Little assholes
You gotta wonder what fucked up stuff he did during his human life, to get reincarnated as one of the animal kingdom’s foremost rapists…
Being a mallard isn’t bad … if you’re male (this one is).
Edit: Damn, that’s some nice ripply water.
Male Mallards rape and kill (not necessarily that order) other male mallerds too, not just the females.
Well, shit, good thing this is only three frames then.
I’m really glad humans are above all that.
You want to be reincarnated as an Epcot duck. Sure, there are fireworks every night, but other than that, it is easy, fat, living.
