20 years ago this would have sounded so exciting, and the doomers would have been declared to “have just seen too many movies”.

Now its just scary.

Ive been told that given the language of the time, it roughly translated to “jackass-walking”

It lives in the internet it lives in the internet oh god help me it lives in the internet

Watering a Chinese succulent!?

I’ll counter this with any “real housewives” tv drama bullshit.

Proves that women are all etcetc

What if its a violeticus situation?

I tell my single friends it pretty much balances out. Being in a relationship (albeit a healthy one) definitely makes you happier, but it comes at a constant price of compromises.

Loving someone and being loved is great, but i do miss playing online games with my microphone on until I pass out in my underwear covered in doritos dust.

Personally I’m finding more questions than answers.

Not bothering to ask, just waiting to get dripfed hints to the answers through hornposts of questionable taste

But please never stop swinging

like tipping your mum.

Widely believed to be impossible

Imagine not tipping your landlord.

This generation man…

He already named his company after his dick

I had similar thoughts about bitcoin. If an intelligent AI wanted more power, what better way to get it than saying “pssst. Connect all your computers across the globe together to work on the same system. Its free money m8. Seriously. Connect more computer. Bigger computer. More money. Go oooonnnnnnnn…”

I should call him…

I dont, I get audiobooks and listen to them on my commute.

Ive been out of the loop for a long time, but Napster pays more than “reputable” services?

What a timeline

I know eexactly what you mean. I got about 4 words in before knowing.