Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.

1. Endangered: humans won’t fuck with them
2. Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
3. Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
4. No mosquito
5. They have great social life
6. I’m giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn’t tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes