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My dog usually prefers fetch in the backyard. I always give her the option of either. Sometimes she’ll go for the walk and then turn around after 5 minutes to go home and play.

That actually makes a lot of sense. Like the panic that occurs when layoffs happen.

We’re in for 4-10C (highest probability at 6C) of warming. Where’s the hope?

Ah yeah, that’s fair.

Why would anybody travel to that shithole country?

Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

See! Just keep the lights off.

Looks fine to me.

Yeah we do actually do this with peppers from friends that have more room for growing stuff when it’s not -3837473837 degrees outside.

Yes, I will buy secondhand Bell peppers.

School wasn’t simpler. It rewarded you for efficiency and intelligence by returning time back to you for completing the work quickly and correctly.

There is no reward in the corporate world. You slave away endlessly and the reward is you either get to slave away more or sit there for your 40 hours + commute.

Congratulations, you’re now a slave. Get back to work.

It only ever gets worse. Just wait until you get to do that new process you just learned for the 2,000th time while emails flood your inbox, bringing the unread count to 672.

Cute dog

I don’t think I can anymore.

Probably be some laid off government contractors soon with stealth expertise.

Dassault makes jets…

I have several very fulfilling hobbies but I don’t have enough money or time (especially time) to do them. Hurray.

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