Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going
Beware the certainty of youth.
Instant Nazi* Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!
Edit: Thanks, @smeenz@lemmy.nz, I was looking for the right adjective but I was distracted at the time.
I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.
This is dumb.
What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.
Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest
Pretty hardcore . This has a high likelihood of needing a plumber. Best to dump little bits at a time than a big clump at once.
As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex
Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.
Whether they “look bad” depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.
I have a small, 3" urn of my mom’s ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn’t mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom’s urn.
Slava Ukraini!
Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!
i’m not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages
I think it sounds metal as fuck.
yeah but gramma was more into prog rock than metal. i don’t want to get her ghost going
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
I recently got the Cyclosporiasis; I can tell you from experience that even a crummy toilet can flush a handful of Powdered Grandma™*
* May require multiple flushes
Maybe if you let grandma soak and she gets all clumpy it would have a bit of trouble. Nothing a plunger to the face won’t fix.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
I love it when she lets me use the joke hole
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
“Terrible” is overstating it.
Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level
Um, would this not clog your toilet?
no
Dirt goes in dirt hole
That’s right, it goes in the square hole!
Sudden nazi grandpa revenge - clogged pipes
