asking what they want is for kids that have no purchasing power, for adults is more fun to take the risk and surprise each other

it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber

can let your wee-wee dry longer, like a sock on the clothes drying rack

damn op, put your shirt on at least

that amber pill isn’t gluten free

got to find or purchase a spherical bomb 💣 first

you should run an experiment to prove memers forget previous news

is Chipotle considered doping? looking for a clean win

complaining about their +70 year old mom

i think both hands

that’s how W. W. Jacobs decided to call it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey's_Paw

currently at my cubicle preparing a presentation, wishing this moment will once forget

silver seashells? fancy, we have to use whatever we find at low tide

both are cases of death

something died. did you bury a body there?

a sneeze

s’s, don’t care much about grammatical rules, just rarely see this one broken

just like 2 Fast 2 Furious

no food sounds pretty doomy to me

if Batman and Catwoman had a baby and the human gene components were recessive